So since we started living together, I've taken to entertaining the boyfriend on random nights.

I have little or no recollection of these events happening, but the boyfriend remembers them in stark detail, unfortunately for me.

So anyway, to rip the band-aid off quickly - I sleeptalk.
I come up with these nonsensical scenarios in my head, and I talk about them in my sleep.

Jace finds these episodes very highly entertaining, and has recently started to prompt my monologue by asking me questions.

He then keeps them in memory so that the next afternoon, once he wakes up, he can then recount them to me, laughing hysterically through the whole thing.

-.-"

I'm so glad to be of service.